A Woman Is As Old As She

Friends Are Like A Pleasant Park Where You Wish To Go; While You May Enjoy The Flowers, You May Not Eat Them.

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.