A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.