A Sympathetic Look Always Makes Me Feel

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.

The Parade Was Here, But It Disappeared Around A Corner.

The Narcissist Enjoys Being Looked At And Not Looking Back.

At The End Of Every Diet, The Path Curves Back To The Trough.

Language Is The Friendliest Of The Things From Which We Cannot Escape.