A Story About My Life Would Be

I Don't Really... Go To 'the Opening Of An Envelope.' I Don't Really Turn Up To All The Events, You Know What I Mean? If I'm Involved, I'll Go, And If There's A Good Friend Who Needs Support, I'll Go, But Otherwise... I Don't Go. I'm Probably Just A Bit Like My Grandparents; I Like Staying In.

A Cry-wanking Scene Is The Struggle To Live, In A Single Moment.

Kids Audience Is A Brilliant Audience. If You've Got An Audience Of Adults Standing Up And Clapping, Or You've Got An Audience Of Kids Standing Up And Clapping, I Know Which One I'd Choose.

I Think The Most Romantic Thing You Can Do Is Just Turn Up. Turn Up When It's Difficult For You. Travel Halfway Around The World Or Just Up The Road. Whatever It Is, Just Be There.

I Did Undergo Hypnotherapy, And It Didn't Work! The Guy Couldn't Put Me Under. I Was Very Disappointed. I Was Very Keen To Be Suggested, To Have Somebody Tell Me To Run Naked Or Cluck Like A Chicken Or Whatever, But It Didn't Work For Me, I'm Afraid.