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My Job Requires Me To Put On A Little Dress And Run Around The Streets Of New York In Heels. But I Also Had The Financial Means To Hire A Yoga Teacher To Come To My House While My Sitter Watched The Newborn. For 95 Percent Of The World, That's Not Realistic.

There Are Occasions That I Love To Be Fashionable And Enjoy, You Know? But The Work Day Of A Mother Doesn't Include A Hair Making Team Or Any Consideration Of Your Shoe.

Balls Are To Men What Purses Are To Women.

I Believe In God, But In My Own Unconventional Way. We're Not Affiliated With Any Organisation, And I Have No Religious Education Of Any Kind, But I Definitely Have My Own Kind Of Ideas About It.

I Don't Know What I Can Do About The Aging. Yes, I Am Aging. Oh My God, I'm Aging All The Time. It's Like Those Flowers That Wilt In Front Of You In Time-lapse Films. But What Can I Possibly Do? Look Like A Lunatic?