A Smart Girl Leaves Before She Is

When It Gets Hot Like This, You Know What I Do? I Keep My Undies In The Ice Box.

Dogs Have Never Hurt Me. Only Men Have.

Doing A Scene Is Like Opening A Bottle. If It Doesn't Open One Way, Try Another - Perhaps Even Give It Up For Another Bottle?

The First Effect Marriage Had On Me Was To Increase My Lack Of Interest In Sex.... Actually Our Marriage Was A Sort Of Friendship With Sexual Privileges.

Happy Birthday, Mr Presidenttttt