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I Am Ill Every Time It Blows Hard, And Nothing But My Enthusiastic Love For The Profession Keeps Me One Hour At Sea.

I Have Only One Eye, I Have A Right To Be Blind Sometimes... I Really Do Not See The Signal!

To Do Nothing Was Disgraceful; Therefore I Made Use Of My Understanding.

My Greatest Happiness Is To Serve My Gracious King And Country And I Am Envious Only Of Glory; For If It Be A Sin To Covet Glory I Am The Most Offending Soul Alive.

In Sea Affairs, Nothing Is Impossible, And Nothing Is Improbable.