A Really Busy Person Never Knows How

No Man Is Smart, Except By Comparison To Those Who Know Less

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

It Is Hard To Convince A High-school Student That He Will Encounter A Lot Of Problems More Difficult Than Those Of Algebra And Geometry.

A Man Has A Right To Think Lots Of Things He Has No Right To Say.