A Pear Is A Failed Apple.

I Think Everyone Should Treat One Another In A Christian Manner. I Will Not, However, Be Responsible For The Consequences.

You Live Eighty Years, And At Best You Get About Six Minutes Of Pure Magic.

Age Is A Hell Of A Price To Pay For Wisdom.

One Good Reason To Only Maintain A Small Circle Of Friends Is That Three Out Of Four Murders Are Committed By People Who Know The Victim.

A House Is Just A Place To Keep Your Stuff While You Go Out And Get More Stuff.