A Merry Christmas To All My Friends

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.