A Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred.

I Just Think The Most Difficult Thing To Displace Is Privilege.

After I Began To Make Some Money, My Brain-damaged Accountant Put Me In One Business After Another That Went Bad. The Only One That Panned Out Was A Small Bank, An Old Scottish Firm With London Offices In Pall Mall. I Was A Director. We Sold Out To A Larger Bank. That Was The Only Successful Venture I've Had, Apart From Acting.

If America Had Been Discovered As Many Times As I Have, No One Would Remember Columbus.

My Dear Girl, There Are Some Things That Just Aren't Done, Such As Drinking Dom Perignon '53 Above The Temperature Of 38 Degrees Fahrenheit. That's Just As Bad As Listening To The Beatles Without Earmuffs!

Only 4 Percent Of All The Companies Owned In Scotland Have Their Head Offices In Scotland.