A Man Without A Woman Is Like

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.