A Lisp Programmer Knows The Value Of

In Software Systems It Is Often The Early Bird That Makes The Worm.

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.

In Computing, Turning The Obvious Into The Useful Is A Living Definition Of The Word "frustration".

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.