A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And To Others Chess.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.