A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

Well, You Know What They Say In Hollywood - The Most Important Thing Is Being Sincere, Even If You Have To Fake It.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.