A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.