A Friend That Ain't In Need Is

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.