A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

Illegal Aliens Have Always Been A Problem In The United States. Ask Any Indian.

A Toast To The Weapons Of War, May They Rust In Peace.

They're Combining That New Fertility Drug With A Birth Control Pill For People Who Don't Want Triplets.

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.