A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The Light Comes In.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.